Dear Stephen,
I'm sorry that you didn't get the evite. I hope you will come to the party anyway because I love you and miss you uptown. In an effort to assuage your feelings of rejection, let me offer 4 pieces of evidence that will show that you have always been, still are and will continue to be invited to the party this Saturday.
Exhibit A:
If you were not on the original evite and added later, your name would appear out of alphabetical order at the top of the list, seen here.
**Note: There's nothing wrong with being added later. That probably meant that I didn't have someone's email address on hand or they were added by a friend.
Exhibit B:
As someone who has always been on the list, you are listed in alphabetical order near your best friend, Ty, seen here.
Exhibit C:
My response, along with others' have been alluding to your personal invitation for days before you accused me of not including you on the evite as seen here.
Exhibit D:
Love,
Becca
P.S.
I've been using the right email address.
